Jen and I went to see Terry Jones speak
(about who knows what) in a podium-type set-up. He had a 4 year old
son who kept writing messages to Jen on a piece of paper. They were
all really innocent cute “I love you” messages that were all very
adorable. He was very articulate for a four year old and I had
jokingly wrote on a piece of paper “She's taken”. Apparently
Terry Jones was not amused by this (Why hadn't I just humored his
son?) and dismissed me as an idiot. He thought Jen was cute though,
and thought it was wonderful that she had humored his son with winks
and smiles and gave her a very personalized (paragraph-long)
autograph. I felt jealous and sad and a bit miffed about what an
asshole Mr. Jones was being and I sat down. Turns out I was sitting
next to Eric Idle and Graham Chapman. I thought it was really strange
to be sitting next to Graham Chapman as hes been dead for over two
decades. When this realization came he disappeared and Jen sat down
in his seat.
Mr. Idle saw that I was upset and
offered to drive Jen and I home. We agreed, and next thing we know we
are riding in the back of his car (taxi-cab style) listening to him
talk to us about Monty Python and the Universe. Out of nowhere the
car turns into an airplane and I hear we are going to New York. It
was night time and around Christmas time and I remember being very
excited because I had never seen all the beautiful Christmas lights
in New York City from the air. The intercom came on and it was Eric
Idle telling us that he has to make a strange loop-de-loop in order
to get into the NYC airport and that we should “Hang on”.
Next thing I know we are in another
dimension. We're trying to find out where we are/what we are doing
here and everything sort of resembles in a strange, but less scary
way, of the Bioshock game world. All of a sudden a group of four
inter-dimensional thugs show up and tell us that we shouldn't be here
and that we should run before they kill us. So we run, but whe have
no idea where to run to or anything so we end up outside in the back
alley way next to a fence and a big pile of dead leaves. We hide
under the pile of leaves being very quiet and still.
I hear them come out of the building
grumbling and yelling about where we went to. One of them suggested
getting into their car and going to find us so they all pile in and
start driving. I don't know how this next scene happened but I remember
suddenly floating alongside the drivers side of the car and with my
mind creating a weapon that would go through the windshield and metal
without damaging the car, but to kill them instantly. With three
swipes I successfully killed them all and made them disappear.
I hurried Jen in the car, and
someone else who was now with us and had appeared out of nowhere. I
remembered I didn't know how to drive these inter-dimensional cars,
but said “What the fuck” and suddenly knew how. We drove for a
bit before I decided to ditch the car incase anyone came looking for
us. It was then that I realized that we had lost our shoes in the
dimensional travel and we had to find some quick without causing a
scene. The third person suggested we kill someone and steal their
shoes, but I decided it would be best to steal without killing any
more. Jen was still not totally accepting of this idea, but she went
along with it because her toes were starting to get cold. So we went
into a community pool and were scoping out shoes. We could tell
people had stolen shoes there before because some swimmers had their
shoes tied to the fence next to where they were swimming.
I was about to take a pair of dirty
sneakers and then Jen disappeared and I woke up.